Date: 10/22/2008
JUST for GigGLez
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The hubby likes to fish
at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read.
One morning da hubby returns
after 7hours of fishing and decides to take
a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors and
continues to read her book. Along
comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and
says.. "Good Morning, ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading
my Book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a
restricted fishing area" he informs her ."But Officer,
i'm not fishing. Can't u see
that?"" Yes, but u
have all the equipment. I'll have to take u in and write u up." "If u do that,
i'll have to charge u with rape!"
says the woman. "But i
haven't even touched u," says the game warden. "THat's true..
But u Do Have All ThE EQUIPMENT!!!"
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